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cooney

ADJECTIVE - to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.
girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.
by randyspaghetti February 23, 2009
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Coney

When you pull your dick out of someone's ass and notice poo and bits of onion stuck to it... that's... a Coney...
"Buttfucked Amanda last night and she forgot to wipe... got left with a serious Coney, brah."
by Agent777 August 24, 2011
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corney

The cool and only way to spell 'corny' ;)
Ian: You're corney
Sara: your corner!
by Lee Kent July 15, 2006
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Coney

A lonely and disparaging, broken yellow lamba cone, abandoned in a public place for all to see, and is in the way of pedestrian traffic.
ie. Someone should move Coney out of the way, it's blocking my way.

Oh look, someone finally moved Coney out of the way.
by Juanita Bonita February 5, 2010
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Amy Coney Barrett

when you haven't read any studies, articles, books, law review articles, or commentary you have read regarding racial disparities present in our criminal justice system.
dude why are amy coney barrett? go learn something about the world!!
by leeploop October 16, 2020
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chodney

An Asian version of "Rodney" from "only fools and horses" (British TV sitcom). Amalgamation of "choddu" and "Rodney".
Kameshwar spent all day carrying his brother`s SIM card stall around Basildon, only to get mugged for the takings by chavs from Kent. What a fucking chodney, He should stay in East Ham.
by Proper Londoner February 27, 2008
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corney

Chris Corney- the coolest kid on the block. A higher form of life.
Chris Corney is my master
by Chris Corney January 6, 2005
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