Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

by shineon January 31, 2008

clusterfuck

a badass word in general. There's 36 other definitions on it,so i really don't need to explain what it means.

Use "clusterfuck" in a coherent sentence, and I guarantee you that it will impress everyone around you.

by Spaceman Spliff July 5, 2007

clusterfuck

in computing, this means to have too many computers running on a network, causing the network to mess up, or "clusterfuck"
this is not just for computers. it can apply to computer-like systems that connect to internet, such as Xbox 360, PS3, etc.

Man 1: aww i just got clusterfucked
Man 2: of course you did. you're running 2 laptops, a desktop, and playing black ops on a PS3 with a dial-up internet connection!

by gamewin1 November 15, 2010

Clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan is the biggest clusterfuck of a country I've ever seen.

by You're Canadian , burn in hell September 12, 2019

Clusterfuckle

A gathering of retards or fuckheads

and here we see a prime example of a classic Clusterfuckle, notice how the retards congregate around the local watering hole.

by totallynotchris June 28, 2010

Clusterfuckanado

Any event with the ability to disrupt an entire city. The perfect example is SXSW in Austin Texas every year.

I attended my first SXSW this week, it was a real clusterfuckanado.

by Davebuoy March 15, 2015