by moosedified April 28, 2009
Get the dog clawing mug.Contrary to what most people think they are, attention craving whores/bastards can be male OR female. A common noticeable trait is a general lack of interest by their own parents. Thanks to mom and and dad not giving a shit, ordinary people have to deal with them IRL or on teh internet. Guilty of spending too much time copying what "works" instead of developing their own personal qualities.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.
Noticeable symptoms BE noticeable : no personality, no imagination, despicable sense of humor, generally boring, spend waaaaayy to much time figuring what is LULZ enducing when they don't even know WTF LULZ even means. Driven by the motivation of copying everything that gets thumbs up on teh internet, even to the point point of impersonating people they can't even figure out. The worst kinds even post their own botched up photos because they are sincerely convinced someone will give a shit, even though mom and dad stopped caring 20 years ago when they bought the new Mac ripoff. Generally think they are "special", even though lacking the meaning of imagination. Most often then not put their hands on automated software like Photoshop or Reason and post the awful results shamelessly on social networks, thinking they are "artists" while their hollow shells mass up to buy more bigmacs. And still fucking complain. To sum it up, sad empty people you have to help/avoid, but life is hard as it is and not everyone is mother Theresa.
by Spyan November 3, 2012
Get the Attention craving whore mug.by wangdahai December 5, 2016
Get the chaving mug.When a partner perpetually asks their partner for consent after every kiss/sexual action within one series of actions, to the point that it annoys the other partner. Refers to Clay in the Netflix Drama 13 Reasons Why, who does this exact thing in a poor attempt to explain consent to the show’s audience.
Guy: “Is this okay? >smooch< is this okay? >smooch< Is this okay?...
Girl: Jesus Christ, stop Claying me!
Girl: Jesus Christ, stop Claying me!
by FnaticFlyer69i June 4, 2020
Get the Claying mug.lobster clawing is when a person is clustering their hands full of misc and random items trying to complete a task except said items have no purpose for the task at hand thus lobster clawing. usually because a person does not want to put said misc items down.
Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )
Can also be said when a person has to many things in hands and arms to the point of slipping and dropping items while flailing about under any influence of narcotic substances ( usually GHB )
I'm trying to find my wrench to tech on my BMX but I'm lobster clawing all this other stuff I'm coming across trying to find it.
by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 10, 2013
Get the lobster clawing mug.A term used by many people jealous of the LAN, or often mad about something. Many people within the group of ALA are known as the CM's or "Cockmongers".
ALA: Dude, you're suffering from the cock craving disorder..
LAN: Yeah well you're just a cockmonger.
ALA: ...
LAN: Yeah well you're just a cockmonger.
ALA: ...
by the other black guy from lan June 12, 2011
Get the Cock Craving Disorder mug.A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.
by Daniel82 October 28, 2018
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