Chimmer

A term used to describe a man in his teenage years who is widely known for his love of explicit images sent from primary students

"Did you hear what Alfie did?"
"You mean Chimmer, mad that yknow."
"Proper greff him yknow"

by alsop_giza January 23, 2023

Cock Chumber

When a female eats a cock with seasoned garlic and some veggies :) Only the female snufalasugis can do this she is a demon from hell, she brings men into her chambers sucks there cocks then RIPS THEM OFF ! She'll knock them out then sow a sausage where his dick used to be so he won't notice. Then she eats it.

Boy: Hey bro...
Boy 2: Hey ! How'd your date with Brittany go last night?!
Boy: I don't know i think i got laid but then i woke up and my dick smelled and looked like sausage

Boy 2: OH NO COCK CHUMBER

by Miclovin November 4, 2012

Chumpers

Idiots that chum Great White's all day for "research", leading to the latest fad of Great White cliques patrolling the beaches looking for swimmers/lunch.

Chumpers led to the death of the swimmer in NZ (attacked by 4). Great Whites associate people with chum.

by Lozi1984 February 28, 2013

Chimmerz

(n) A subhuman creature from the land of Fubnaria. They are known to posess a witch laugh and make life difficult. That have an odd fascination with polish people.

Brandon: Dude, look at that Chimmerz hittin' on that polish guy! Maddddddd dome!

Chimmerz: Yip Yip!

by Chimmerz March 1, 2010

Chimmers

My friend Tim who works at Apple...and lets you know over and over and over. Has had many girlfriends and thinks he is a cassanova and maybe he is. BUTTTT he has the most annyoing chin hair (he calles it a goat-tee) anyway it looks more like chin pubs. So we use to call him Timmers but now its Chimmers.

Also he is the best friend a guy could have and truly loyal friend but walks into being made fun of and seriousally i cant help myself anymore.

Matt: sup chimmers
Tim: Yo, i work at Apple
Matt: I know
Tim: apppplle..soo cool\
Matt: yes
Tim: Me Apple lovers
Matt: =yanks on chin hair-
Tim: APPLE..i mean OUCH

by history753 February 23, 2005

Chummery

The act of dwindling around chums.
A high tier chum is a McChariot, therefore committing Chacklery.
A mid tier chum is a chum, therefore committing Chummery.
A low tier chum is a chump, therefore committing Chumppery.

I wouldn't go near that vulgar scum, he's not a McChariot, and oftenly commits chummery.

by Rob McPeterson September 8, 2025

chumferston

A person who has made a silly error OR a very bold character

I cant believe Rooney missed, what a chumferston he is, OR that David Bowie is a total chumferston, look at what he is wearing.

by Andrew Osbo April 23, 2006