Chrisisis

What smeagle calls chris

Chrisisis give me back my precious!!!!

by Jayjaybunnyparty1644 May 1, 2025

Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.

Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.

by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026

Christfish

A person using Christian dating apps that aren’t religious.

I met him on a Christian dating app, but he doesn’t even go to church. He’s a total Christfish.

by Dickwis August 9, 2025

The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.

Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.

by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018

Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.

I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening

by Painterpeet November 15, 2020

Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 28, 2023