Examples
1. A sexy Santa Claus
2. A revealing Christmas sweater
3. Setting: Christmas eve
Character 1:"What happened to you last night, dude?"
Character 2: "I met a girl wearing an awfully Christmiscuous outfit; we made the jingle bells rock."

Christmiscuous by Welch Michaels November 27, 2011

christmissues

when someone's sentiment, whether delivered via speech or status update, in someway describes the issues and sadness they feel during the holiday season.

Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.

1) Ugh. Taylor has christmissues.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.

christmissues by MeanOlTaquito December 17, 2011

Merry Christmiscarriage

The experience of a joyful holiday season due to the loss of an unwanted fetus.

I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!

Merry Christmiscarriage by Funnyman83 November 20, 2011

Christmiscellaneous

The label on the box that contains all the items from Christmas that defy categorization. It’s the flocked pinecones and the weird ornaments and snow globes that really have no other place to go. All the odd Christmas things from your Christmas trees over the years and the tacky Christmas towels that someone gave you. Basically if it doesn’t match up with anything else it goes in this box. You don’t have the heart to throw it away so into the box it must go.

Beverly is so organized and loves to have everything in its place. But when it time comes time to put Christmas away, there are some items that just don’t match up with anything else and have to be put in a catchall box that’s marked Christmiscellaneous. She now has about three of these boxes with old pinecones and snow globes.

Christmiscellaneous by miwok February 24, 2023

Christist

Cult members that are told by a flimflam man that Jesus is in his/their image and that He wants exactly what the shaman at the front of the congregation wants. Christists completely believe that they are Christians but have no ability to understand any actual meaning of any words or intent in the Bible.

Pat Robertson and PTL is a cult and the poor fools that listen to him and send him money are nothing but a bunch of Christists and a danger to democracy.

Christist by Kilgore A Trout November 20, 2014

Christmist

A daze or trance caused by the stress of the holiday season when attempting to think of gifts to purchase for one's friends and family.

Driver: "That lady totally just cut us off!"
Passenger: "She's probably in a Christmist."
Driver: "What a tool."

Christmist by Nik and Cailee December 16, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026