Christfish 

A person using Christian dating apps that aren’t religious.

I met him on a Christian dating app, but he doesn’t even go to church. He’s a total Christfish.

Christfish by Dickwis August 9, 2025

Christmiscuous 

Adj.
1. Christmas-centric promiscuity.
2. To exhibit one's body inappropriately during the holiday season.

Examples
1. A sexy Santa Claus
2. A revealing Christmas sweater
3. Setting: Christmas eve
Character 1:"What happened to you last night, dude?"
Character 2: "I met a girl wearing an awfully Christmiscuous outfit; we made the jingle bells rock."

Christmiscuous by Welch Michaels November 27, 2011

christmissues 

when someone's sentiment, whether delivered via speech or status update, in someway describes the issues and sadness they feel during the holiday season.

Other accepted spellings: christm-ass-ues, xmissues.

1) Ugh. Taylor has christmissues.
2) My newsfeed has been overrun with christmissues!
3) Oh, she just doing what she does best... spreading her christm-ass-ues everywhere.

christmissues by MeanOlTaquito December 17, 2011

Merry Christmiscarriage 

The experience of a joyful holiday season due to the loss of an unwanted fetus.

I was thinking for your Christmas present this year, I would push your pregnant baby mama down a staircase so that she loses the child.. Merry Christmiscarriage!

Merry Christmiscarriage by Funnyman83 November 20, 2011

Christmiscellaneous 

The label on the box that contains all the items from Christmas that defy categorization. It’s the flocked pinecones and the weird ornaments and snow globes that really have no other place to go. All the odd Christmas things from your Christmas trees over the years and the tacky Christmas towels that someone gave you. Basically if it doesn’t match up with anything else it goes in this box. You don’t have the heart to throw it away so into the box it must go.

Beverly is so organized and loves to have everything in its place. But when it time comes time to put Christmas away, there are some items that just don’t match up with anything else and have to be put in a catchall box that’s marked Christmiscellaneous. She now has about three of these boxes with old pinecones and snow globes.

Christmiscellaneous by miwok February 24, 2023

Christist 

Cult members that are told by a flimflam man that Jesus is in his/their image and that He wants exactly what the shaman at the front of the congregation wants. Christists completely believe that they are Christians but have no ability to understand any actual meaning of any words or intent in the Bible.

Pat Robertson and PTL is a cult and the poor fools that listen to him and send him money are nothing but a bunch of Christists and a danger to democracy.

Christist by Kilgore A Trout November 20, 2014

Christmist 

A daze or trance caused by the stress of the holiday season when attempting to think of gifts to purchase for one's friends and family.

Driver: "That lady totally just cut us off!"
Passenger: "She's probably in a Christmist."
Driver: "What a tool."

Christmist by Nik and Cailee December 16, 2010