Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long

Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious

"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"

by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004

chode

A dick that has more circumfrence that longevity... like a damn can of tuna

Jimmy is the Chode!!!

by A.Dizzle November 15, 2006

chode

A fat persons dick that is wider than it is long!!!!!!!!!!

"you hairy chode licker"

by sex_lover094 August 21, 2006

Chode

A penis which is fat and small to such an extensive degree, that it is actually wider than it is long.

I unzipped his trousers and I was confronted with what I thought to be a grossly inflammed testicle. It was, alas, only the poor boy's chode. Needless to say, I ran quickly.

by Chode Appreciation Society January 20, 2004

Chode

A penis in which the circumference (measurement around) is longer than its length from base to tip

man, that guy has a chode like a tuna can

by Big Man February 22, 2004

Chode

1. A penis wider than it is long
2. The are between the scrotum and the anus

Rachel wanted to give Dunbar a handjob but could not because he had a chode

Jeanette licked Stu's chode

by Andrew Dunbar January 12, 2006

Chode

A chode is a fat penis, it is wider than it is long and is hard to masterbate with because its sooo fat.

Magnus Jared Baer has a chode, it is wider than it is long and he cant masterbate with it.

by Teniss April 21, 2007