chanceme

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021

Cancer lancer

Someone on Brawlhalla who tryhards with lance

"This cancer lancer just zero-to-deathed me by spamming side air"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Pussy Cancer

That pussy is stink and that shit is old and funky dont fuck that pussy

That girl got pussy cancer

by NIGGA LET ME SAVE YOU March 5, 2018

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]]

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

cancer paper

Cancer paper is a supplemental sheet of paper placed inside the cigar to prevent the cigar from disintegrating due to moisture. The paper is made of reconstituted tobacco and is not saturated with cancer-causing agents such as nicotine, as believed by many stoners. Even though the paper is made of tobacco, which can cause cancer, it is not the sole contributor of carcinogenic properties.

Stoner 1: "Aye yo man take out that cancer paper"
Stoner 2: "Thats just a myth bro"

by daholymap November 2, 2015

That post gave me cancer

A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.

xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33

Guy: That post gave me cancer.

by Crave_Yourself August 26, 2012

cancer paper

Insidious chemical strips grafted into a blunt. Savvy stoners unroll a blunt and tear out the cancer papers which are put in the cigars by the producers to control the burn of their products and also to slowly kill their customers.

When Snoop rolled the blunt, he was careful to peel the cancer paper off of the tip.

by Pepper October 17, 2004