Mayan Calendar

An utter disappointment

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

Celener

A drunk Celena

She's drank a lot so now she is in Celener mode

by DLMoody April 4, 2011

celebrapocalypse

When two or more celebrities die within the same week.

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays all died in one week. It's the celebrapocalypse!!

by Zombiefinger4 June 28, 2009

Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.

Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.

by Juls309 March 16, 2015

celebisexual

A person who is more attracted to celebrities of the opposite gender than that which they normally find attractive, i.e. a straight woman who finds female celebrities more attractive than male celebrities.

Megan may be straight, but the fact that she finds Emma Watson and Rachel McAdams more attractive than any particular male celebrity indicates that she is a celebisexual.

by phenombr August 6, 2009

calen

calen is an athletic guy who is typically tall and thicc. they are a pussy magnet. They are smart but hide it with their amazingly good looks. And a Calen Martin dick is so so big, it is most likely known as a cockzilla!

women love calen

most men are jealous of calen

by LilTayWasHere March 31, 2019

Celea

Celea is a girl that has two sides. one side is her nice, compassionate, loving side. She accepts and acknowledges everyone. The other side is her evil demeanor. If someone ticks her off or says something bad about her, she will hold a grudge on that person. Celea treats others as she would like to be treated. Celea is smart, observing, and a quick learner at mostly anything. Celea is the person that does the opposite of what the majority does. Celea can be shy at times, or overly energetic. Celea is very loyal to her true friends and is a family kind of girl. Celea always has a smile on her face.

"how do you say your name,Celea?"
"You say it like, Celia"

SEE-LEE-ahhh

by Oranges14 January 18, 2011