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cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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carbageddon

1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.

2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.
Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.

Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.
by chasingariel September 10, 2011
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Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.
I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.
by The Gomez June 2, 2009
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Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.
Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.
by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005
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stank cabbage

a vagina that has seen better days,
pussy that does not get washed.
Man, what are you doing puttin your face Down in that Stank cabbage??

Is that you christine?? man wash your stank cabbage for fucks sake!!
by Comrade Plasternasty January 12, 2004
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he Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god. The background of...'
The Church of the Giant Cabbage Monster was founded by a group of teenagers at a party. This religion worships Vishgula, the cabbage-monster god.

The background of this religion is spotchy and the "Prophet" and his "Preists" are continously adding information about the past times.

May it be from a Greek-like Titan war, which they call the "Vitan War", to Natas, which is Satan backwards. They claim their living Natas to be Hillary Clinton.
I go to The Church of The Giant Cabbage Monster

Best Church EVER!
by Robert James Meeks February 7, 2008
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Toe eyed cabbage

A Toe eyed cabbage is what you could call a person who just has the personality and the brain of cabbage, they are very annoying too, when using to insult someone you would say you are a head of a toe eyed cabbage
Zombieman699 is a head of toe eyed cabbage
by Jequavis Soleimani October 13, 2020
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