buttcracker

a total asshole/ a word that i came up with when i was little bc i couldn't say the real thing.

You buttcracker!!

You're such a buttcracker.

by The BusDriver June 6, 2014

mc buttfuck

a mc buttfuck is similar to the mc gangbang, but istead of a mc chicken in a double cheeseburger, it's a mc chicken in a big mac. delicious.

i had a mc buttfuck once, it was incredible, so incredible, i could never have one again.

by bajek11 June 20, 2009

buttcock

A male trannie who tucks and tapes his junk between his buttocks

That trannie was a buttcock he taped his cock between his butt!

by meeow August 4, 2007

buttfuck tattoo

An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tatoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.

My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.

by DoDad May 28, 2006

Buttclock

the act of putting a grandfather clock in anothers anus and having random people tell you what time it is!

hey I'm bored lets make a buttclock

by mhoward August 23, 2011

ButtFuck Cold

Cold, very cold, Such unbearably low temperatures that two individuals must resort to random acts sodomy to keep warm.

It's buttfuck cold out here. I can't even feel my hands.

by Stockjunkee January 21, 2021

A Buttfuck

A person that is stupid or can't comprehend anything, or a stubborn person.

Person 1: *plays with lighter*
Person 2: Stop
Person 1: No!
Person 2: you are a buttfuck

by honextly September 19, 2022