bronsoon

When someone wins with no contest or when some completely devistates you.

When Jimmy plays Monopoly is an obvious bronsoon.

Wow, Mike was so rough last night in bed. It was the best bronsoon ive had in a while.

by AndrewSless August 13, 2005

bronsen

Synonym for beer, usually used by people who kick ass

Excuse me sir, where are your bronsens located?
What is the status with the bronsens for tonights party?

by Obuck April 23, 2006

bronion

the condition of wearing multiple and often different-coloured layers of the same collared shirt, with each collar popped; a "bro-onion."

"that bronion is wearing pink, red and yellow AE golf shirts."

by schwabby February 5, 2009

Brosonic

A portmanteu of the words Masonic and Bro. Used to describe something secretive in nature relating to bros.

Mike, Greg and I scheduled a Brosonic meeting for Thursday.

by Kurt Norris June 19, 2010

Bonson

Smart and sophisticated intellectual always trying too hard to please people. When it comes to a crowd, a Bonson will be at their best delighting those around with laughter. Also, a Bonson is loyal and gracious and the best friend anyone could ever have.

A Bonson is always there for you when you need them the most.

by LReetx3 October 30, 2020

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Brunson

A massive shit that one has to take mid-afternoon. It was named after a co-worker who would always disappear for 20-30 minutes around 2 pm everyday.

Oh shit, I have a brunson brewing.

I've got to go take a brunson.

What a massive brunson I just took.

by Super esoteric August 3, 2008