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lesbian bromance

(n) a close but non-sexual relationship between two lesbians, a form of homosocial, homosexual, homosexy intimacy. Coined right now, the term refers to a relationship that imitates straight male culture through the lens of lesbian culture. Tenets of lesbian bromance include chest bumps, beer, and chicks, man.
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"I thought they were dating, but really they're just engaged in a lesbian bromance. No sex, just chicks and beer and baseball all day, bro."
by kc danger October 11, 2009
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Broman

A roman bro. Can often be seen in his brostance exsponcing is broberries or tossing Brostians to lions.
Despite killing Brostians, the Bromans are now great friends with the Pope.
by J R. August 11, 2009
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Bromancer

One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.
Saoroise is beloved by all the males for she is an 11th level Bromancer.
by Maulrus July 1, 2016
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Post-Bromanticism

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n., A social movement of the late 2000's reacting to the stereotypical "bro" of the past.

Bromantics of the past exude tooliness; living their life to the full extent of their alleged "manliness", they engage in activities celebrating their sexual nature and physicality. Most are generally white who like to excessively exercise, speak in an inarticulate manner usually regarding the "chicks" and alcohol, and identify with brand names - specifically with brands like the Armani Exchange - in an attempt to care about their looks in a fashion unsuitable of Bromantics but appropriate for a metrosexual (although a metrosexual knows how to actually look good). The Bromantics seemed like a sect of homosexuality due to their obsession with mutual masturbation and porn viewing parties.

In response to this seemingly socially unacceptable life philosophy, men started banding together in ways that did not fit this social standard; their relationships developed from their sheer disdain of bro's. As time and the occurrence of these groups continued, a label of a "Post-Bromantic" was adopted as their "philosophia vitae"
Wow, Fight Club totally was the perfect choice for our Post-Bromanticism themed movie night.
by NymphOrgJustice November 7, 2009
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Post-Bromanticism

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The Post-Bromantics lead a life of social intellectual camaraderie; spending their time discussing topics such as the existence of God, the beauty of women, and the inebriating factors of God's gift to man. Traits of Post-Bromantics very closely resemble those of metrosexuals in the sense of style of dress, manner of behavior, and linguistic and epistemological tact. Centered on the belief is to determine life's universal truths as experienced through each other. With unwavering loyalty and jocular chauvinism, they revolutionize the idea of friendship through a philosophically social approach to life.

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Jesus Camp? Have I heard of Jesus camp? Of course I have! We totally Post-Brolated (the verb from of Post-Bromanticism) the hell out of that movie! We discussed and laughed about it for over an hour!
by NymphOrgJustice November 7, 2009
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The Ten Bromandments

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!
by Kale 23 September 19, 2009
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Bromance

When you have a guy living on the back of your head who becomes your BFF.
Voldemort and Quirrell had a bromance in A Very Potter Musical.
by Narcissa_Felton October 31, 2011
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