Brofanity

Bonding through obscenity.

Bro 1: Sup Bitch?
Bro 2: Nothin' fucker... You?
Parent/Boss: Fellas keep the Brofanity to a minimum please.

by Barcooties August 14, 2009

briefcase mong

A mong who carries a briefcase. It is quite common for them to wear suits and have hot mums

From the british show 'The Inbetweeners', Will is reffered to as a 'Briefcase Mong'.

by briefcase mong July 6, 2009

briefs

tight fitting underwear that way if you have some big you know whats they wont be swinging aroud everywhere

i wear briefs and i love them i need them but i thing theres two things wrong with it

1.they make you look dorky
2.when your changing in gym class its more likely yyour going to be the victim of the painful wedgie!!!

by Stick Maniac June 18, 2008

broetry

The lyrics of a hip-hop song, designed to appeal to the "bro" crowd.

He a homeboy; he writin' broetry for puttin' to music.

by parmesan002 August 24, 2010

bref

Grant is bref

Bref is Grant.

by tacoburrito123 February 5, 2022

Captain Briefcase

noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.

taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!

mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.

marc: i cant even stay awake...

*Captain Briefcase enters the room*

taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!

*everyone is turned to stone*

by the storm drains May 18, 2009

Breef

Adjective: Good-looking, hot, sexy, attractive. Refering almost exclusively to women.

Noun: Attractive woman.

Slang from Santa Monica and Los Angeles areas of California.

Yo, did you see that blonde? She was too breef...

Hey, check out that breef walking her dog...

by BigABL October 7, 2010