damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing is something someone says when someone says something unfunny

person 1: *says something unfunny*
person 2: damn bro you got the whole squad laughing

damn bro you got the whole squad laughing by king bruh ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ December 22, 2020

Vag-bro 

A vag-bro is a female who behaves in a fashion that is typically socially acceptable around bros or other high school or college age males. Not to the point of butch, but just enough to be accepted as "one of the boys". She isn't necessarily lesbian, so many men who do not want to deal with the usual high maintenance girlfriend will often gravitate toward vag-bros for romantic affection.

Bro 1: Oh man, who's that hot chick by the stereo? She seems so...chill.
Bro 2: Yeah. I heard she's a total vag-bro. I'm gonna go try and get her number. Even if we don't end up dating, she'll be awesome to hang out with.

Vag-bro by TimeDawg October 27, 2010

bro fest 

a gathering of bros in which manly things are done, such as the kicking back of brewskis and playing video games

male bonding

Dude that was a solid bro fest last night

bro fest by fireball419 August 18, 2009

orchestrated bro-fart 

a phenomenon that occurs when two or more "bros" expel gases from the rectum in a harmonized manner creating a symphony of flatulations.

My bro-stack, Will, farted an octave lower than my fart. Together our farts sounded like Oak Ridge Boys classical song Elvira. That was totally an orchestrated bro-fart.

orchestrated bro-fart by drickhurt August 1, 2011

bro it's a prank

What you say when you've verbally or physically assaulted someone and they get mad and attack you. If you've ever had to say these 4 magical words, that means you suck monkey cock at doing pranks and probably don't even know what a prank is.

Mark continued to yell out "bro it's a prank!" as the frustrated black man attacked Mark for yelling out racial slurs at him.

bro it's a prank by Chuds McGee March 7, 2016

Bro Season 

When the weather starts getting warm, the bro sheds his winter clothing and dawns the traditional tank top of his people. Often accompanied by phrases like "sun's out, guns out" and "gym, tan, laundry", the bro is not afraid to make his presence known. As spring temperatures increase, the bro is easily spotted at bars, sporting events, parties, etc; this is a sure indication that bro season is upon us.

The tank top, shorts, flip flops, and often a backwards cap are the standard uniform for the bro. When seen in numbers above 30%, it is officially bro season.

Time to start working on our biceps and abs bro, Bro Season is coming!

Bro Season by MYBROPO April 11, 2019

bro wheeze 

bro wheeze is a supernatural being made of the constructs of time, space, 13 other dimensions and a male genitalia. It is said that he was amidst the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, the egyptians and the roman empire always lurking in the shadows, wheezing. The only thing superior to the mighty bro wheeze is his nigga yung breezy. In his 3 dimensional form, bro wheeze takes the shape of a cyclops penis with a singular testicle alongside his bionic testicle.

Jesus: Who are you?
bro wheeze: *wheeze*

bro wheeze by Dr. Fluffykins May 17, 2020