cock blocking

to be unaware of the fact that your the third wheel, or to constatly be keeping a couple from going into "cake mode"
to purposally keep a couple from caking or two people from flirting

girl 1: hey, look at dave & kirston..
girl 2: haha, their tryig to be alone!
girl 1: too bad tyler isn't letting that happen, he's cock blocking!!
girl 2: yeah! i mean, obviously they came here to cake, not so they could listen to tyler talk about his "issues" ?! haha

by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009

bonching

The act of inserting objects of various size and shape into one's anus.

Hey Danny, wanna bonch this soda can?

by david April 17, 2005

cock-blocking

When a friend of yours calls you while you are about to get it on, or when someone comes in while you and your partner are about to have intercourse and keeps you from it by talking, making noise, etc.

Dude, don't call me. Stop cock-blocking!

by Trey Smart January 4, 2008

baller blocking

Someone who blocking your game, IE balling.

That nigga was baller blockin my game homie!

by Kaczman January 23, 2004

Nigga blocking

When you want to hang with niggas and your racist friend tries to get you away from them

Colby is really nigga blocking Chad right now.

by chadallac16 April 17, 2008

cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.

tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009

blocking

In theatre, it is the act of setting the exact motions of each character in a scene and/or act. This occurs during rehearsal.

We still need to do the blacking for scene 2.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005