bog laps

(Australia) To drive your souped-up car repetitvely around a beachfront, carpark, popular nightspot, inner-city streets or other active places in hope that pedestrians will pay attention to you. Popular activity with bogans, bikies and certain ethnics.
Bog laps are commonly a main source of noise pollution, from either the car's exhaust or stereo or both.
Let's go do some bog laps down Scarborough mate
by Brammo November 11, 2005
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swamp bog

Pronunciation:
\ˈswämp\ \ˈbäg\

Function: noun

1. usually vulgar: stinky, sweaty, smelly, gross, or generally foul female genital organs
2. usually vulgar: when unseen, a powerful force luring unwitting men into sin; yet when seen, smelled, or otherwise handled, a dangerous force that should repel all but often acts more like a sticky black tar - infecting all who enter with a coating of nastiness that refuses to wash clean

swamp boggy - adjective
Friend: Ohh man, that dragon that you mistook for a princess last night probably had the foulest swamp bog this side o' the Mississip. How horrible did your fingers smell this morning, Andy?

Andy: Dude, I don't think this smell will ever come off. I must have been pretty sauced.

Friend: No, not really. But its cool.
by B.Sad January 30, 2009
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Bog Washer

Someone who is the lowest of low, dirty and will generally cleans toilets for a living.
Dave:' What happened to the toilet brush?'
Ryan:' Andy took it when he moved out, it was like 6 months old too'
Dave: 'What a Bog Washer.'
by Johnthebaptist69 September 23, 2016
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Bog Standard

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.
"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."
by Satandog May 1, 2006
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bog deep

The auction corvette bog deep for 1000hp
by athulD June 17, 2019
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Hand Bogged

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!
Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"
by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009
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bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace
God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.
by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008
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