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use with moderation or risk sounding like a bunch of russian wannabies on csgo wanting to sound cool but all you hear is them not being able to speak english having an iq of approximately 12-20
this one time my russian friend was talking on the phone with his mom and i yelled cyka blyat. it was super funny at first but then they got their T-34's and Mig-15's and bombed my ass taking 23 cities with it
use with moderation or risk sounding like a bunch of russian wannabies on csgo wanting to sound cool but all you hear is them not being able to speak english having an iq of approximately 12-20
this one time my russian friend was talking on the phone with his mom and i yelled cyka blyat. it was super funny at first but then they got their T-34's and Mig-15's and bombed my ass taking 23 cities with it
Your team:Look we won!
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You: The fuck are they talking about. Must be a bunch of 3 year old apes
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You: The fuck are they talking about. Must be a bunch of 3 year old apes
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Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.
Often criticised for using limited language, for being socially outdated and having uninteresting plots.
I suppose Noddy wasn't all bad, if you can get past the gag reflex.
Student 1 "I hear we have to read The Famous Five in English this year"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"
Student 2 "Oh fucking lovely that is. Fucking Enid Blyton. Fucking Famous fucking five. A bunch of upper middle class white kids kicking the shit out of a homeless guy while nationalists applaud"
Student 1 "Man, you got problems"
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BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
Body
Legs
Ass
Face
Tits
BLAFT is the most accurate scale of a woman’s attractiveness known to man. Each category ranges from 1-10; with 1 being the most unattractive physical feature imaginable and 10 being completely flawless, respectively. Each category is completely independent of every other category. After all categories have been judged* by at least 2 persons**, they will be added up and multiplied by two (2). The resulting number will be equivalent to a percentage in where 100% would be the perfect*** woman.
*BLAFT only takes into account physical features. Absolutely NO personality or intelligence is taken into account.
**BLAFT may only be done by men. No woman is EVER to be made aware of BLAFT.
***It is said that if a woman is accurately judged to be a “100” space and time would unravel.
dude 1: "Dude! lets BLAFT that chick walkin her dog, she looks pretty hot."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
dude 2: " Alright man, B:7. L:8, A: 8, F:7, T...9!"
dude 1: "Ok so shes a... 78."
dude 2: "Nicely done. she seemed like an 80's chick, but BLAFT doesnt lie. Still, kudos to you miss 78."
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