blobject

Computer modeled objects manufactured out of blown goo, often cuddley and almost always ergonomic.

imac, all the new toothbrushes out there, playstation controllers, and most digital cameras and cell phones,

by john mittner September 12, 2003

blob

an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

Nothing moves the blob!

by Nothing Moves the Blob January 18, 2005

blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X May 13, 2005

bloblos

French slang word meaning 'large droopy breasts' but occasoinally used in English to mean the same thing.

That gross chick has bloblos.

by Wop-anza April 28, 2004

blob

something that looks like a dot but is made up of words and instructions that never stop

a circle thats colored in with words which looks like a blob

by poop shoot sally March 1, 2011

Blob

What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.

Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.

by Cosette2009 October 11, 2012

blob

verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.

When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.

by orphantasy November 7, 2014