dole bludger

1. An individual who prefers to collect unemployment benefits over working for a living, and actively works at trying to qualify to maintain their eligibility to continue receiving said benefits.
2. Individual who actively avoids works.
3. Most New Zealanders who migrate to Australia.

1. When was the last time bill had a job ? Never, he's just a dole bludger

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

face bludgeon

The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.

1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.

by Treeshrew November 18, 2004

Bladder Baby

When your bladder is so full you look a little pregnant.

"haha check out my bladder baby, i just downed like a liter of water and 2 ensure!"

by Jessiica--! January 28, 2009

bludgeon

It's a informal term, usually used in the world of business to beat heavily especially in a competition , or an argument.

When you bludgeon sb you thrash him , you're a winner.

We bludgeoned those guys with a big stick of evidence!

by lear87 July 19, 2009

Bluddy

The words "Blud" and Buddy" mixed together making the word "Bluddy"

"What does Bluddy think hes doing"

by Bullet..VR June 30, 2023

bludge donation

When an employee in an attempt to bludge work gives a blood donation during work hours.

Employee A: Hey where is Lance?
Employee B: He left about half an hour ago to give a bludge donation.

by big bad bill July 5, 2012

Bladderisation

A term used when consuming or to have consumed copious amounts of alcohol in a controlled manner, in an establishment of your choosing. A verb used to describe the intended or intension of drinking action amongst friends or colleagues. Can also be used to describe the fact after it has taken place.

A word made famous by Mike Graham and Mike Parry of the The Two Mikes of Talksport national radio fame and repeatedly used by avid listeners of the show.

"there will be plenty of bladderisation tonight"

"bladderisation was taking place by the time I got there"

"that show I reviewed last night had bladderisation all over it"

by Airport Lad May 10, 2016