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Blogel

n: blog+novel, however not either at the same time

b+n=~b+~n
b+n=~bn
bn=~bn

It was originally coined by a super awesome guy on Monday at 4:51pm on the 28th of September. However, another person decided she found the word very exciting and decided to use it. She was going to be charged for using it since she didn't have the rights, yet the super awesome guy let her slide...twice. By the third time she used the word "blogel", he decided to be really nice and gave her 50% of the rights to the word "blogel" at 11:45pm on Tuesday, the 29th of September. So now it means "when ever ANYONE in the WORLD!!! uses it we get like $5 each". So people of the world, go ahead and Blogel yourself all you want!!
"this isn't a blog or a novel it's a blogel "

"i just typed this massive BLOGEL"

"people that don't like it can go blogel themselves"

"could people handle blogel's though? could they really?"
by Chardid Christrong October 1, 2009
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Blofeld

The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).
I guess it was funnier in person, you guys just had to be there!

blofeldddd....
by charleskirtk April 21, 2011
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A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner
I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner
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A line of cocaine snorted from the surface of an erect penis.
The back of the toilet was too disgusting so I invited my boyfriend back to do a bloner.

That homo always dreamed about doing a bloner off a black cock.

After two martinis, that chick will be asking you for a bloner!
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blop

the sound of jelly when it falls off your knife onto the floor
hey tom want some *blop*...shit my jelly fell onto the floor.
by ThatOtherGuysBestFriend February 18, 2009
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Angry Blofeld

Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
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blokes

it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE
see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.
by Glen February 6, 2005
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