blowsome

When multiple girls give a dude a blowjob simultaneously.

Lucky Guy: Dude I got the best blowsome last night!
Jealous Guy: Shit wish I was that lucky . . .

by Woem April 25, 2010

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)

How much for an anal blossom?

by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015

Sugar Blossom

When you shove flowers covered in syrup into a woman's vagina, so that they flowers are propped up looking like a bouquet of flowers.

Dave: Yo man did you and Cindy finally do it since her parents were away from the crib for the weekend?

Skeeter: Yah man it was great, we did some weird shit though. Like For Real she made me give her a sugar blossom.

by Yung Stark + AgeOToast July 8, 2011

Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.

Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!

by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006

Awesome Blossom

Cool, awe inspiring, great.

"That game is totally Awesome Blossom."

by Jaye Cabusi May 20, 2005

Fart Blossom

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Blowsome

Something so awesome that it blows your mind.

Did you see that guy's T-shirt? It's blowsome!

by drgreen October 31, 2017