Bloop Diary

99% drama, 1% awesome. Encyclopedia Dramatica would shit their pants if they saw it.

1. HOLY CRAP did you hear someone got offended by the site's POLL? Now they want to sue Bloop Diary!

2. She thinks she's ABOVE the drama because she posted in the drama thread about how she doesn't want to get involved.

by NOTCreepedoutbyEstellayo April 13, 2008

Bloopie

1. name of a bully in a play
2. may be a nickname

What's your name?" "Ivan" "Hi Bloopie."

by SHARKBAITWOOHAHA June 1, 2010

Bloot

(Noun) A brother who is the corniest of the trio and is usually in the middle. Occupation Jigglet.

Are you always such a bloot? or do you just play one?

by Batzy Boy June 15, 2010

bloop

A high flyball that falls for a single between an outfielder and an infielder. (used in baseball)

That will fall in for a bloop single.

by Ben HT May 14, 2007

Bloop

describing the utterly confused state you are in.

Person A: If you square root x and multiply that by the percentage, you'll find the answer.
Person B: BLOOOOOP!

by SaM April 9, 2004

Blooty

A black girl with a huge, round butt.

“Man, Maya has such a nice ass!”
“Yeah man, she has such a Blooty!”

by JSSRocket April 26, 2020

Bloopying

The act of whiffing or missing easy shots in a FPS game. Examples include but are not limited to, emptying your whole magazine without killing an enemy and having Parkinson’s aim.

You have to stop bloopying your shots.

by Tesphy February 15, 2021