Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

Toppest Bloke by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

decent bloke 

That cunt who always fucks shit up.

That Luca guy is a decent bloke.

decent bloke by spoontongue October 4, 2017

Cat Bloke 

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.

Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!

Cat Bloke by stevoooooo November 26, 2018

hard bloke lewis 

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

Bob-Oi ste

Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

hard bloke lewis by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019

Rejected Bloke Mode 

You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.

Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34

Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode

Rejected Bloke Mode by tman540 January 31, 2020

Religious Bloke 

An adult (mostly late teens) who act like they're better than everyone else because they follow a certain religion, leading them to think they are always right about everything. They get triggered easily and claim they can beat people up (but end up getting the shit kicked out of them). They also tend to hate the LGBTQ community and are extremely racist, and they also get triggered by memes about God.

He got triggered because I sent him a picture of God with a bra on, salty ass religious bloke.

Religious Bloke by RandyTheRockerRichards May 2, 2020

Solid Bloke 

A person (specifically a guy) who is very friendly and sound. Usually used in UK and Irish slang

Nolo gave me a fiver, he’s a solid bloke

Solid Bloke by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021