bathing apes

Something that Soulja Boy has and haters are angry about his possession of them. They are presumably primates in the shower, but the real origin is unknown.

Haters getting mad 'cause I got me some bathing apes.

by Danny Zeff March 21, 2008

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Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.

Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008

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Beaching

Going to the beach, but instead of saying "I'm going to the beach", you say this instead.

Jenny: "What are you doing tomorrow ?"
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"

Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."

by OBEYSALE May 21, 2009

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<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.

"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."

by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

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BLEETING

A word used by George Holland at Chaucer Technology College, in Canterbury. This word was used in an angry argument between the teacher and the student. The meaning is to put something off and answer back.

'But Sir..'
'STOP BLEETING.'

by Christopher Haore February 18, 2009

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beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.

Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.

by blunt but funny January 1, 2016

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Breathing Redeye

When you moon someone and pull your asscheeks apart, exposing your redeye... and then you constrict and release your anus muscles simulating breathing

I was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye... needless to say, i sealed the deal.

by Senor Bagels March 24, 2005

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