michigan bangs

A hairstyle found in many Detroit suburbs that came into fashion in the 1980s and never seemed to have left.

Luann's Michigan Bangs are so big I'm surprised she can get through the door without ucking!

by Hairman April 9, 2008

blang blang

the opposite of bling bling,to,describe something uncool,badly dressed,poor performance,bad quality etc...

Damn that new album i bought is blang blang,cheap gold for srotters

by Bladedaddy September 28, 2005

blanguage

"Secret" black language. Nonverbal expressions that African Americans use to express the horrible things they say, as defined by Larry Wilmont on The Daily Show. It's a way for them to communicate to other black people without whiteys knowing.

Examples of blanguage: Obama flipping off Hillary Clinton by scratching his face with his middle finger and Larry adjusting his tie to say "stand down brothers, my boy is cool." Also, when a black guy stands with his arms crossed while staring at you, that means "fuck you".

by DylanM April 26, 2008

bangsat

whores
bastard
prostitute
pukimak

bangsat was born from her

by al-amin February 15, 2007

fuck me bangs

The putrid late 80's-early 90's hair "style" in which a female utilizes most of the can of Aqua Net to jack her bangs up to a height that rivals the girl's body height. The resulting look is that of a claw on the front of the offending party's head, or depending on their levels of promiscuity can resemble a nuclear blast. The end look is that of a cheap tart or lady of the night.

Keely and her slut bag friends jacked up their fuck me bangs for a day of hooking at the mall food court.

by Chuckster Farrell January 11, 2009

Blanus

1. Blanus is a blend of the phrase, "bleaching my dirty anus". Blanus is really for the neurotic on the go. They're a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can't be bothered with a blemished anus. Persistent sufferers of swamp ass will sometimes resort to a blanus to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. When wiping your ass just doesn't do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed asshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you're well on your way to a blanus.

What're you doing tonight?" "I'm going home for a blanus" "Do you mean you're gonna scrub bleach on your anus?" "I don't have time for you.

by Blanophile April 26, 2011

Blingslap

1.) To slap someone down with so much bling on your wrist and fingers that it looks like they got their ass kicked by a pixie.
2.) The best rap group EVER. (Dr. Larry and MC Fuckstomp)

DAMN! Did you see that girl get blingslapped? I bet her bruises are worth more than her mom.

by DrLarry August 28, 2008