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Get the bijna mug.The uncanny ability to masterbate with both your right and left hand. this sort of thing makes life easier when outside forces decide to steal an apendage from you.
Tim: dam dude you shouldn't have put your hand under that fat bitch before she sat down. how are you gonna go through life with a broken arm?
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.
John: dude it'll be rough but thank god i'm bijackual.
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Get the adelaide bijou fay mug.Biji, typically one's last name, is a last name that is inherited by those of true asshole descent. Derived from the word, "bitch" or "bitchy." This name dates back to the early 1800s; when the world was scarred by corruption. While it is not always the case, people with this name typically struggle with getting in any sort of relationship. There is also a common phenomenon of these people being dillusional and mentally broken to a point where they think they are liked. Some scientists believe that the Bijis could have a sad life, resulting in their ridiculous actions. But honestly, nobody cares enough to try and figure out.
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Get the Biji mug.A rare species of Persian cat. So rare, in fact, that there is only one. The BIJAN looks extremely different from the others. He has far less fur then his brethren and has learned to walk on two legs and speak. The BIJAN is the feistiest of all felines, often emitting purrring noises and occasionally making its ferocious RAWRs and ROARs in order to scare its predators, such as the Vicky ;), away. Their diets consist of mainly nutella. The BIJAN is quite sexyful, but don't be fooled! If seen, call 911 immediately! :OO
Chick one: Hey, isn't that Bijan over there, eating some nutella?
Chick two: Damn. He's hot!
Bijan: RAWR!!
Chick two: Damn. He's hot!
Bijan: RAWR!!
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