Berty

The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.

Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"

Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."

Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Berkan

Berkan is a person who is strong in the mind and body. He thinks a lot and would do anything to get to his higher self. He can be wrong but mostly right. Large penis and great body and cannot fail to impress women

Tony Stark: we need Berkan
Berkan:*thinks*
Thanos:*literally fucking blows up*

by Vaseline on Durrusmifrrugna April 18, 2019

bergen joke

A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.

I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.

He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.

by mbrowntownclown April 1, 2017

Bernoulli Boner

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

bertuccio

A person that can make anything taste good, even dog shit. And can give a huge smack in someone's head. A bertuccio doesn't take no for an answer, instead a bertuccio will smack your head into the wall.

Don't mess with him, he's a Bertuccio.

by Jean the Fish October 30, 2017

Going Bernie

To become so intoxicated your friends have to carry you around à la "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh... He's Gone Bernie!

by JC3 October 17, 2012

King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009