Bench Fat

When chefs get a bit lonely they stand VERY close to the bench and rub up on it and get a hard-on.

My bench fat has been discovered.

by ACT Chef May 24, 2010

riding the bench

sitting on the sidelines, not in the game.

I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.

by Jimmigan November 10, 2013

picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019

Bench Press

this is not recommended for people who weigh less then the bar. (dish)

The Hawk

by anonymous February 19, 2003

Bench Press

(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.

(n.) A bench designed for the above.

1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.

2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

The Bench Crew

A group of kids who hang out at a local bench in the middle of a small town Abington in Massachusetts. Usually known for being popular, getting in fights, and a group you dont want to get involved with. Also known as TBC and CAC

I drove through Abington center today and there was a large group pf kids hangin at a bench. Is that The Bench Crew?" "Yes"

by Townie781 December 23, 2010

lord of the bench

A person who spends too much time on the bench press (LEWIS SCOTT)

"Here , that lewis scott thinks hes the lord of the bench press man , his forms a shitehole tho"

by Bonemasonary January 31, 2018