Dick Beaters

The act of putting up your fists in order to fight someone

I've had enough of your damn mouth, put up your dick beaters and let's go ass

by T-Bag The Mighty June 14, 2015

Lick my beaters

"Licking the beaters" means to lick and/or suck the testicles generously. The testicles can be sucked in a dry state or fluid such as semen and/or brownie batter may be involved. The term comes from the act of licking egg beaters after mixing up a batch of something tasty, like brownie batter and/or semen.

Hey babycakes, if I dipped my junk in syrup would you come lick my beaters?

by JSmooth33 October 17, 2008

beaners

A shortened version of green beans, referring to angel dust or PCP.

Hey man, got any beaners?

by Ezeerider January 6, 2004

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017

beastheist

A f*cking legend who is a god at everything, The greatest achievement in history

Look beastheist is doing what he always does being great at everything.

by Stance4lyfe February 1, 2017

beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017

blatherskite

payton and teagan

“payton and teagan are blatherskites”

by blatherskite May 22, 2020