Spunk bunk

A secret room/bunker filled with porn

I’m taking that photo of my gf and putting it in my spunk bunk

by Haha.gay December 25, 2019

Hot Bunk

Term derived from the US Navy. When three sailors that work different shifts are required share a bed, each getting its use for an eight hour shift. Thus the bed (bunk) is always in use, always warm. i.e. hot bunk.

Term also describes the situation when a man-whore is bedding multiple women at times that nearly overlap. Thus the bed is in constant use and always warm. i.e hot bunk.

"Dick has always taken pride at hot bunking women. Too bad none of them weighed less than 400 pounds."

by WhyMe? January 10, 2014

bunk beds

What you build to make room for activities.

Dale: The bunk beds look amazing! Look at that! It looks like one you'd buy from a store! Look at all this floor space!

Brennan: SO many activities!

by Dr. Doback July 28, 2010

badunkadunk

The posterior of the female anatomy when concerning the homosapien species. In which the diameter of the said posterior is not to exceed 50 inches but not to go below 40 inches. Equally as important the owner of the badunkadunk must possess a waist line no larger than 2/3 the diameter of the badunkadunk.

Noun: She has a nice badunkadunk
Verb: Her ass seems to be badunkadunking

by the wise black men January 14, 2004

bunker down

A term morons use, particularly when bad weather is afoot, to which they confuse the meaning of "hunker" with. Bunker is a noun, yet hunker is a verb, thus while the words sound similar, when thought of in their linguistic context, one is blatantly wrong.

The storms a comin' we needs to bunker down.

by zildjiankev October 28, 2008

bunk driking

The act of driving a bike while intoxicated. This is a more lawful alternative to driving a car drunk but can end in some hairy spills nonetheless.

Chic: Wow, you're in rough shape, what happened last night? That must have been some party huh?

Dude: Oh the party was truly epic. But while I was bunk driking home some stupid raccoon jumped out in front of me and I crashed into a parked car. Stupid raccoon.

Chic: Umm, you're bleeding on my croissant.

by Hunchback05 April 12, 2010

badunkabunk

it's more than bunk...it's badunkabunk. see badunkadunk and bunk

Awww man, I failed that midterm today...that's bunk! Oh wait, I forgot about my other midterm. I have failed both midterms! That's not just bunk...that's BADUNKABUNK!!!

by Julie October 8, 2003