Solo Bacon Battle

When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!

Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Battle Penis

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.

Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 3, 2008

Batman

The damn straight best super hero ever.

Wow, he is so cool, but not as cool as Batman.

by imavettin2 January 24, 2011

Batlord

Batlord was a Swedish heavy metal band, formed by Quortlon in 1983. They are regarded as pioneers of both black metal and Viking metal. The band is named after the infamous Hungarian countess, Elizabeth Bátlord

"Yo, what album is that? It sounds pretty cool"

"I don't know let me look at the cover, apparently they call themselves Batlord"

"Batlord is pretty sick man"

"yeah"

by Arvo Part March 1, 2009

Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.

King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.

by RedAssassin53 June 18, 2014

Batman parking

When you can pull your car through to the opposite space in a parking lot so you don't have to back out to leave (because you never see the Bat Mobile go in reverse).

"Yes! Pulling out will be so easy, I got batman parking."

by themindtaker April 13, 2005

Batman Complex

This occurs when you do good/nice things for people and nobody cares or acknowledges what you've done for them much like the relationship between Batman and the City of Gotham.

Tom: So I watched over Joe's house while he was on Va-Ca and when he came back he didn't say thanks then he was pissed because i misplaced his frying pan. what a dick!

Pete: Yeah you've got a real Batman Complex on your hands.

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009