Do you remember in Crocodile Dundee, when Paul Hogan explained what a death roll is… where a crocodile takes its prey underwater and barrel rolls it over and over again until it drowns. That is what it is like to have sex with a barrel roller. Do they want you on top? Do they want you on bottom? There is no way for you to ever know because the rolling never stops. It is the worst sex you've ever had.
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Refers to one who sips or "po's up" lean or purple stuff on a regular basis. This term was popularized by the late legendary member of the Screwed Up Click Big Moe. It is usually associated with the Houston rap scene.
by Adolph May 5, 2008
Get the Barre Baby mug.Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
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Being "barred" entails slurred speech, believing you are sober, unable to walk right, etc.
Being "barred" entails slurred speech, believing you are sober, unable to walk right, etc.
Mike: "Dude, Jason got fuckin barred last night."
Jim: "Really? Well, fuck, yeah. I thought the dumbass drank too much."
Mike: "Being barred is fucking cool if you do it right."
Jim: "yep."
Jim: "Really? Well, fuck, yeah. I thought the dumbass drank too much."
Mike: "Being barred is fucking cool if you do it right."
Jim: "yep."
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Get the Barred mug.Your friend: "Last night I lost everything. My girlfriend dumped me, I lost my job and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. What should I do, man?"
You: "Do a barrel roll!"
You: "Do a barrel roll!"
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