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The Earnhardt

The skid mark left on a woman's belly from tit fucking her.
"Dude! So I finally tit fucked that skank from the bar and I totally gave her The Earnhardt!"
by Madaxel122 September 29, 2012
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Tom Barnard

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.
Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.
by jarshrawb May 30, 2009
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burkhardt

the act of being an ass- basket, as-clown, and/or boob.
Wow, Steve just grabbed my girlfriend's ass, what a burkhardt.
by boob May 13, 2005
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Barnyard Picnic

An activity many interbred children on the farm take part in that involves the usage of barnyard animals and usually food condiments for the self satisfaction of the individual. Normally the animals do not enjoy it.
Hey benjermin, last night me and my sister/cousin doug had a barnyard picnic with 2 chikens, a pig, and our dog. It was GREAT!!!
by Pubic Dreadlocks April 19, 2009
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barnhart

to lick or slobber on something by accident or on purpose
Jaden just barnharted you bad... lol

Did you barnhart this smoke?
by Lacsticles December 24, 2006
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barnyard

The term barnyard refers to a state of being, or an action, that is ridiculous, or wild like a farm animal, anything that could be related to being wasted and making a fool of yourself etc.
Dude why did you invite that Trog to the party? Shes had 8 shots of vodka and is totally barnyard.
by Wolfpac January 26, 2010
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Barnyard

A fucking dump of a facility. An area of mess or high clutter.
Wow this house is a fucking barnyard.
by Sick beauty June 18, 2011
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