Ballsack Mohawk

1.when you shave your pubes into a mohawk, the mohawk must extent from you taint to your dick with no other hair in the pubic region

I need help shaving my balls into a ballsack mohawk.

by Noel_doubt February 10, 2009

ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

Ballsack Fever

Males ready to suck some balls until they see how big black and crusty they are and become a state of frozen and can't do anything about the imminent rape.

Joey had ballsack fever last month. We haven't heard from him since.

by Mkolesar25 May 3, 2012

Leaky Ballsack

An extreme debby downer, a stick in the mud.

Guy1: You wanna go to this party man? There will be lots of cute girls

Guy2: Nah man, I have to clean my room and do homework.

Guy1: OMG You're such a leaky ballsack

by BoomChaos June 3, 2012

Vaccinated ballsack

Also known as “the vaxxed sack”, a vaccinated ballsack is simply the Moderna, Pfizer, and Johnson & Johnson vaccine that you inject into your ballsacks for complete immunity from Covid 19. There is proven research out there that 1/ everyone person in the world has gotten the ballsack vaccine & has never gotten Covid which proves it’s true power. Some pros are enlarged ballsacks, increased sperm count, increased sex drive, a rage for animal porn, an interest in shoving pencils up your asshole, and when you produce offspring and buss a nut into that stinky pussy just know those kids will come out of the womb full grown adults.

Nick: “hey guys was really wondering if I should get the vaccine, it seems really effective”
Racist: “don’t kid yourself, the vaccine ejected into your arm is a hoax, ever heard of the ballsack vaccine that leads to a vaccinated ballsack”
Nick: “no, I’m listening”
Racist: “here I have some dark web samples of Pfizer u can try. Also here’s a used needle from my heroine use”
Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
Nick:” dude this is sick!!! My ballsack is huge and I feel like I can fuck anything that has a pulse! Thanks so much sir racist”
Racist: “some say I’m a misunderstood genius, some simply say I’m a genius. Bottom line, you’re welcome”

by Chenyah buss down that pussy December 20, 2021

ballsackian

One whose ballsack is screwed on tight. One who is aggressive & tough, who can take on anything and who doesn't take shit from anyone.

Thomas is definitely ballsackian. He doesn't give a damn who he tells off.

What the lieutenant did was ballsackian. He took his recon team of 6 men 20 miles behind enemy lines for a week and inflicted heavy casualties upon the enemy.

by SixCHUCKSeven December 14, 2007

ballrack

A dimple on a female's chin where you can hang your balls while receiving oral sex.

If it wasn't for that ballrack my nuts would've slipped right off her face.

by Seymor Heines February 18, 2008