BAFFM

Stands for Best alien friends from mars. Is used for that one special friend that is as weird as you are, understands eachother, is their when ever you need them, you would trust with you life and you love alot.

She is my baffm

by Real shit 478 May 23, 2018

bamfloozled

(past tense only) (Verb) Bamfloozled:

1. Bamboozled by a floozy.

2. confounded or perplexed by a girl or a woman who has a reputation for promiscuity, often resulting in the loss of material assets.

He met a waitress, married her, only for her to divorce him and demand 160,000 a month in child support and alimony. Man, that guy was Bamfloozled.

by Izzy Murdoc December 6, 2018

BFFLAB

A BFFLAB is: someone who supports you through everything, someone who puts up with all the crazy things you do, someone who makes up dumb jokes and phrases with you, someone who will talk to you for hours no matter how busy they may be, someone who can make your day better every time you see them, and finally someone who will be there for you for life and beyond

Tabby, you are my BFFLAB and i love u sm! happy friendaversary ~Natalie ❤️

by natalie222 September 3, 2019

baffny

a fat cow that always sleeps and can't stop eating

baffny you maadu stop eating

by ricepan June 27, 2021

Baffoa

A person that becomes a really talented and is helpful to all that they can. Sometimes you can rely on them as well.

"Hey Baffoa, can you help me?"
Baffoa: "sure, what do you need help on?"

by Xcellogo26x November 25, 2021

bald headed baffoon

an idiotic bald person

He is a bald headed baffoon

by ploina February 28, 2023

baff

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.

She enjoys a good baffing.

by spaggler April 30, 2004