puss blasted

when puss gets violently squirted into someone’s face, from Victorious.

Remember when Robbie got puss blasted in the Victorious episode when they went on a game show and got doinked?

by Xxxtoothbrush November 29, 2019

Titty Blasted

to become absolutely shit faced

"Let's get titty blasted tonight"

by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

Nuclear Blasted

The phenomenon of a band watering down their music after signing to the record label Nuclear Blast Records.

Vader kicks ass! Shame, they got Nuclear Blasted.

by Necrot December 23, 2021

Bengali boy blasted

A man from Bengal getting overly intoxicated. Usually involves falling down, losing the ability to read, eating food off the floor.

Damn, he was bengali boy blasted. He was eating chips off the floor, falling down, and flipping everyone off.

by Cali_math_nerd January 2, 2021

Steak finger blasted

An awkward attempt at third base when he still had gravy from Dairy Queen on his fingers.

Fucking Gary gave me a yeast infection after he steak finger blasted me!

by Sinetoar February 26, 2022