Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr

"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

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single-awareness day

This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.

Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)

Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?

Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks and eat until I become even less attractive.

Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.

Sally: No prob.

by kikorico says SHIBBY! February 14, 2009

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Golden Globe Award

A Golden Globe Award is an accolade presented by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) to recognize excellence in film, television both domestic and foreign. The annual formal ceremony and dinner at which the awards are presented is a major part of the film industry's awards season, which culminates each year with the Academy Awards.

The 1st Golden Globe Awards were held in January 1944 at the 20th Century Fox studios in Los Angeles. The 68th Golden Globe Awards, honoring the best in film and television for 2010, was presented on January 16, 2011, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, where they have been held annually since 1961.

Is known to discredit all of your favorite celebs, movies, tv shows and songs.
be prepared for disappointment.

person 1- "What show won the Golden Globe Award for best television series- drama?"
person 2- "Boardwalk Empire"
person 1- "WHAT?"

by ihatelyingmuthafukas January 17, 2011

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Anwara

Anwara - to mean little bright one or ray of sunshine. Anwara is the femal version of the Arabic name Anwar. Anwara is a gentle, kind and fun loving person. Their generousity and approachable nature is echoed in ther facial features. Anwara's are often characterised by pointed noises. Their 'arrow head nose' is an easily recognisable feature and suits their character well. Anwara's are often hugely defined by their looks, although at the upper end of beauty in its natural form they demand the same high quality in their partners.

"That girl has a lovely nose, she must be called Anwara"
"My lord! What is that girl pointing at....oh its her nose!"
"Corr look at the face on that nose" A man said whilst chatting up a girl, called Anwara.
Girl 1: Oh Anwara so nice to see you! Girl 2: Why thank you. Girl 1: You always brighten up my day!

by Turnip Kiwi Head May 28, 2013

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fat aware

a fat person who knows they are fat and acts accordingly by dressing in properly fitting clothes, not eating while driving and not using electric carts in the store to buy pies and milk.

a fat aware person may often be seen walking or biking for exercise

that guy is one big dude, but at least he's fat aware and tucks his shirt in when he sits down.

by baron mordo May 29, 2014

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