assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014

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Assholidos

A disease where you are acting like an asshole all the time, the symptoms include

.Bitch slapping everyone
.Flipping people off
.Talking to people in a sarcastic tone all the fucking time

Timmy says, "Do you have assholidos bitch?"
Grenald says in a sarcastic tone, "No, I clearly don't bitch slap you or flip you off and I never speak sarcasm."
Timmy says, "Nigger, shut up, fuck you asshole."

by mknkn March 31, 2015

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Assholigarchy

A small group of assholes having control over a country, organization, or institution.

The Congress of the United States of America is a long standing Assholigarchy.

by Luthier July 24, 2015

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assholic

State where one is addicted to being an asshole, constantly

Everything he says or wants is completely unreasonable. He's totally assholic!

by JennTara February 2, 2016

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Assholian Noncerino Retardus

One day, in ancient Rome, a man was named this. He was bullied endlessly and decided it was time to change his name, so he did. There was suddenly a mass depression as Rome was devastated that they couldn't call him any names, so he changed his name back. His name is now immortalized.

"Stop being such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus. Shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

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