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Mesa Arizona

A city that is about 15 miles east of Phoenix. It's population is over 430,000 people making it the 3rd largest city in Arizona, and 38th largest city in America. It was founded as a Mormon colony in the 1870's, and since then even though the Mormon percentage of the population has decreased, they still rule the city. In the 1920's the Mormons built a temple in downtown. Now about 1/4 of Mesa is ghetto. About 1/5 of the people in Mesa are Mormons. Mesa is home to two high schools that hate each other's guts: Westwood, and Mountain View. Mesa is a city that seems like it NEVER ENDS! Its boundaries extend well into the deadly deserts of Arizona even though the city borders other suburbs at almost every side; the city just hasnt built in these desert areas. Yes while only 1/5 of Mesa is Mormon, they still run the entire city. Their little temple will still probably be around even if the permit for it doesnt exist or it expires BECAUSE MORMONS RUN THE ENTIRE CITY!!! In West Mesa you find one of two parts of Mesa's ghetto. But West Mesa is more ghetto than South Mesa. There are other small ghetto neighborhoods around Mesa, but the center of Mesa's ghetto is in the southwestern part of Downtown. Much of Mesa is in the Arizona Legislative District 18. Yes Mesa does have a bunch of check cash places. Yes there are PLENTY of convenience shops like Circle K around Mesa. Mesa is like the ultimate Suburbia that people think of in this modern world.
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Person 1: "HEY LETS GO TO MESA ARIZONA!!!"

Person 3: "OK LETS GO!!!"

Person 2: "I wanna go too! D:
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Arizona Iced Tea

This is an amazing drink, no one knows how awesome this is. Like if you where every gunna go to your store && needed something to drink. This is it. Just don't choke from laughing.
"You have ice?! I LOVE ICE!! , I bet that would go good with some Arizona Iced Tea!"
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arizona chocolate bible

the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the penis. It was originally thought by the Incan tribes to be a way to prevent your penis from being possessed by dick devils. This method was proven in 2002 by Dr. Lutz Von Bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperontitis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your penis explodes because of too much dairy product consumption
i was mad that ma bitch dumped ma buhlack ass so i gave myself an Arizona chocolate bible

Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've been possessed by dick devils

Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've developed offortodonperontitis
by skillet lickers November 3, 2009
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Arizona State University

Arizona State University (also referred to as ASU, or Arizona State) is the largest public research university in the United States. ASU is spread across four campuses in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area.

ASU was founded in 1885 as the Tempe Normal School for the Arizona Territory in Tempe, Arizona. In 1945, the school came under control of the Arizona Board of Regents and was renamed "Arizona State College."In 1958, a statewide ballot measure renamed the school "Arizona State University." From its original campus in Tempe, ASU expanded in 1984, establishing the West campus in northwest Phoenix, followed by the 1996 addition of the Polytechnic campus in eastern Mesa and the 2006 addition of the Downtown Phoenix campus. All four campuses are accredited as a single institution by the Higher Learning Commission.
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arizona state university

The best school in the State of Arizona. Pre-gaming for the Pre-game, Pool parties, a mere 4 hours from Mexico, 6 hours from LA, and 5 from Vegas. Hottest guys, most beautiful girls, and the crazuest place to goto school!
Arizona State University: Our thursday night is your spring break.
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Arizona Sunrise

When you are fucking a Mexican immigrant and after you blow your load in 'er you turn her straight over to ICE.
I Arizona Sunrised this Mexican Maid I met in Tucson. She's back in Mexico City for life. Pregnant and I am free and clear. Yep, Lupe got the old Arizona sunrise before Trump carted her off to Mexico.
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Gilbert, Arizona

Gilbert, Arizona, also known as Failville, is extremely popular with the Mormons.
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