I'm allergic to people

A synonym for "I'm an introvert"

I can't go to the school dance, I'm allergic to people

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 20, 2021

emergency alert system

A scary civil defense broadcasting system. This system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (EBS), which used to be called CONELRAD. The "scary" part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from EBS). Then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. During the weekly tests, there is no voice. There is during monthly tests, though. The "robot voice" is on alerts from the National Weather Service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.

Coming up next on Cartoon Network- *Screen goes black for 5 seconds*
*3 beeps that sound like "duck farts"*
*Attention signal*
Announcer: This is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. If this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. This concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
*3 more "duck farts", only shorter than last time*

by TehEndieMC June 4, 2015

chris adler

Drummer for the metalcore band Lamb Of God. Some people consider him very talented and admire him for his speed and technique.

Chris Adler can tap on the double bass drum extremely fast.

by thetawave333 April 25, 2006

fetish alert

The discovery of another's fetish

person 1: i just love pencils

person 2: fetish alert!

by shindigger1 January 26, 2009

underage user alert

To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.

Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!

by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005

Adler

German word for the beautiful, glorious, majestic Eagle

The symbol of freedom

Dar ist ein Adler!

The captivating adler swooped down and clinched the walleye within his carnivorous talons

eins zwei drei Adler!

by kumendaiyeyha October 8, 2008

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009