Aol

AOL - Any old lies

aol lie so damn much -
your service is getting even better!

TRANSLATION OF THE ABOVE:
we will send you more cds
your connection will cut out
we will send you some more cds
welcome to aol....goodbye
we will spam you more
more cds anyone?
here, have a nice slice of spyware to go with your coffee.

welcome to AO-goodbye

by joebbjoeby May 30, 2005

aol

America online

A Crappy isp

by bob July 09, 2002

AOL

The most horrid internet provider in the known universe. Now makes makes equally shitty computers.

People who use AOL need to be casterated.

by [mute] December 06, 2004

aol

Where all Elite H4x0r5's come to congregate and discuss plans of world domination through massive packet flodding through 56k modems ...

Welcome to AOL. You've got mail...I hope you didn't invest in this company...

by abtm February 23, 2003

aol

The only place were a instant message takes 5seconds to send.

Ok the Bomb will hit us in 5seconds you better press the esc. button and abort it.

by AOL SUXX March 21, 2004

aol

A very large, virtual prison used to keep the true majority of the nets n00b's saftly away from real users.

God Bless you AOL! Your thougtless self-sacrafice has spared me many a Troll and Flamer. Now all you need to do is just STOP LETTING YOUR USERS ON THE NET. They won't know the difference anyways.

by Lky1337 July 16, 2005

AOL

If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.

Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online.
Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest! It should be for Mac users.

by conner March 13, 2005