accessho

To have access to a certain place with a ho.

It ισ kitchentte which ισ also a facilite which you can accessho on your matress.

by KingofDefinitions October 4, 2018

the accident

we don't speak of the accident

Everything changed after the accident

by Flanos, Destroyer of Worlds October 19, 2020

CornField Accuracy

A term often used to describe A streamers accuracy. (Often used in Iowa)

Dellor has CornField Accuracy
Look at the CornField Accuracy From dellor

by AllanFromDiscord November 22, 2020

Accountant

Person who works as a porn star is in the industry and does not want to reveal they do.

Hey whats your job?

Oh im just an accountant at this company called onlyfans

by horneygirl6969 September 1, 2020

Accidental Troll

Unlike a Troll, who deliberately intends to cause maximum disruption and argument, An Accidental Troll, is a normal user who speaks their mind a little TOO much through forums, and accidentally gives off the impression that they are a Troll, when clearly, they have little/no time and have a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.

BobMoney63: Hey, that guy is Trolling, ban his ass!

Admin: Nah, I've read through his posts, he's an Accidental Troll. He just has a lot of time on his hands, and has a lot to say about the topics that are being posted.

BobMoney63: Like there's a difference.

Admin: I'll ban you if you aint careful!

by WheelchairConfinedTurd January 26, 2010

Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

condom account

A single-use account, created for the purposes of (a) gaining intimate details on another's social networking page, without the desire of commitment to the site, or (b) achieving a goal which would require the approval of multiple users. Often used with the consent of the other party and/or without explicit non-consent of the hosting site, and most likely used in conjunction with a condom email. Once the user has satisfied his/her desire, the account is discarded.

Is related to a ghost account or sock puppet, in that the user is forging a new identity, but a condom account is solely used as a means of access.

Jill: "Wanna see my wild party pics?"
Jack: "Yes, I would. But since I do not want to be sullied by associating with that social networking site, let me get my condom account on first."
Jill: "Hooray!"

by piralteqnix November 19, 2010