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ammosexual

A male who refuses to wear anything resembling pastels. He believes turtles are for soup, not for necks. Starbucks? The only buck this man cares about is a 12-pointer. No hair gels, no blow dryers, no skin care products, no breath mints, no socks with little pictures on them. Sushi? That's bait. Manscaping? Only if that refers to sewing up your own wound.
Dave's belief that any vehicle without a ball hitch isn't street legal is clear evidence the man is an ammosexual.
by spalds2009 October 21, 2009
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autosexual

Someone who rather masterbate then have sex
I heard he couldn't get it up, because he's a autosexual
by Ajay Graham October 9, 2007
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Arbosexual

Someone who has sexual intercourse exclusively with trees.
As an open arbosexual, Tim was often seen excitedly walking into forests alone.
by pomad October 2, 2009
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Arosexual

A person who is almost but not fully attracted to anyone almost cuddly and almost kinky but not fully
1:Hey im Arosexual

2:oh cool well im bisexual
by The Bbby WitH a gUn August 25, 2022
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aurasexual

One who sees/ feels and gets (sexually) attracted to people with exceptional auras.
So, you're sapiosexual! Well, careful with that pride: The intellect is tricky. I'm aurasexual, that's the future.
by OneWorldDestiny December 24, 2018
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Aberrosexual

aberrosexual
a·be·rro·sex·ual \ˈabərəoˈsɛksjʊəl \
Noun.

1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Sexual behavioral choice believed to be incorrect or immoral by bigots. One that behaves sexually in a manner believed by bigots to be incorrect, unethical, or immoral. The term is a pseudoscientific umbrella slur designed to pathologize and target bisexuals, fetishists, men-loving-men, lesbians, kinksters, etc. It is pseudoscientific because bigots primarily use it in order to make LGBTQphobic arguments and non-peer-reviewed crank science papers sound credible; additionally, groups are targeted by it on the a priori basis of ethical theories that commit the naturalistic fallacy rather than on the basis of utility for describing empirically testable phenomena or empirically understood things. The term also includes many paraphilias, and it may have been created in a futile attempt to try to group sexual behaviors that are only recently properly understood to be ethical with the paraphilias they were once considered to belong with.

2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual friendly manner, a sentient being that engages in an ethical sexual behavior or an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be "aberrosexual."

Adjective.
1. (Phobic Crank-Science) Of or relating to what a bigot considers to be unacceptable sexual behavior.

2. (Reclamation) When used in a consensual or friendly manner, of or relating to an ethical sexual behavior that a bigot may consider to be unacceptable.
1. Obnoxious homophobic street preacher: Steve is an aberrosexual, but he's not an aberrosexualist or partisan of the aberrosexual ideology!

Random person: (laughs enthusiastically) Wow, you're one hell of a crackpot!

2. Pseudointellectual homophobic seminar speaker: Aberrosexual behavioral choices are universally frowned upon because they are anatomically and biologically aberrant.

Heroic heckler: Are you an aberrosexual? Because it sounds like you just pulled that out of your ass!

Audience: (erupts in roaring laughter, breaking the tense silence)

3. Fred: Aberrosexual is a scientific term that terrifies those it describes because it cuts through all the deceptive and misleading propaganda.

Magan: (stifles laughter) Fred, I hate having to be harsh with you, but what you just said is the most moronic thing I've ever heard.

4. Rachel: (offers to hold hand)

Mary: (friendly sarcasm) What are you, some kind of aberrosexual? (takes hand and rests her head on Rachel's shoulder)

Rachel: I don't know, are you? (rests her head on Mary's head)

Mary: yes

Rachel: yes

Both: (looks out over the valley as the sun slips behind the beautiful purple, red, orange, and green mountains)
by Gabbie Wolf March 26, 2022
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ammosexual

Rooted in the deep hatred of the leftist "grabnutz"
Those who will defend all of our Constitution, including the dreaded Second Amendment.
The mean old ammosexual open carryiong at the restaurant caused me to run out without paying and got me arrested for theft!! I'm a calcululz perffesor!! That gun fetishist is a threat to humanity! My wrists are too thin for those handcuffs!!!
by .458 socom May 16, 2016
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