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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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Nassitol

An amalgamation of the phrase "No Ass At All" denoting an individual with no discernible rear end.
"Dang Homie... she looked good from the front but when she turned around... she had nassitol."
by quietbrotha June 16, 2009
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Nesiyah

She is the best. She’s one to count on. She’s one to fightfor or to help. Everybody wants her. Everybody wants to be her or be with her. She has a lot of friends. You can tell her all your secrets no matter what. She is beautiful pretty and has a high sense of fashion. So if you see an Nesiyhah don’tlet her go.
Nesiyah has a beautiful sense of fashion
by Abc family May 9, 2018
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Nessan

A name of ancient Irish origins. One of the earliest recorded sightings of a Nessan is of the Duke of Leinster circa 400 AD. Nessan is a gaelic acronym for the following traits 'intelligence, physicality, power, honesty, discretion, loyalty'. This Duke is famed for being an innovator of the 5th Century.

Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.

Nessan is supposedly immortal. With so few people in the world with this name, it is thought that the greatness of every Nessan is compounded across generations. So the Nessan of today, would acquire skills, knowledge, sexual prowess and wordsmithery of every Nessan before him. A truly unique character and person, devoted to making the world a better place.

Motto of 400 AD Nessan: 'If it's a good idea one day, it's a good idea every day'.

Nessan's are also well known as exceptionally well endowed, dark hair, tall and considerably more intelligent than their peers.
Dave: 'I met Nessan the other day and was extremely impressed, what a uniquely bright individual.

Kevin: 'Wow, I wish I was born a Nessan.'
by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019
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Nessa

a girl with a kind heart and a beautiful face, with soft features and pretty lips, and the most gorgeous eyes, a girl who can make anyone laugh within seconds and brings joy to everyone around her, loved by all. pretty pretty girl that makes everyone smile and lights up the room she walks into. Most adorable and breathtakingly stunning girl anyone has ever seen
“Omg is that nessa!!”

“Yes that’s nessa she’s the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my entire life, I love everything about her and I absolutely adore her”
by Iloveyounessa January 2, 2023
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Mommy Nessa

a female with too much ass fam and a large portion of breast
Mommy Nessa got a fat butt hiei tried to eat it
by Shahj928 May 14, 2021
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Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022
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