yonder

Yonder/ an unmeasurable distance or an acceptable measurement when you are to lazy to take a measurement. Also an acceptable height measurement

Davit: Jansen how far away do you think that car is.
Jansen: Oh its a ways out yonder.

Davit: I was looking for a bit more of an accurate measurement but I guess that will have to suffice.

by creep maste November 11, 2009

Yonker

gangster, wankster, or group of hoodlums

I was walking home from work and i was attacked by a group of yonkers.

by angry jessica November 22, 2004

yonker

youngster, adolescent

i.e John Wayne in "BIG JAKE": *I got hooked on them when I was a yonker!"

by flbumtom November 24, 2016

yonder

i'm not clear on it's background; look at the others for that. but i can tell you that it can be used infront of a noun, when describing, for example, where you're going to your parents.

parent; Jo, where are you going tonight?
Jo: to yonder manga club.

by mad sam purple'ead January 5, 2005

Yonker

Yoker means holy shit

*Hot food spills on you* "Yonkers that's hot"

by Disgirl May 19, 2018

Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.

person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"

Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".

Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*

Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"

Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*

Yonk: *Follows Yonking*

Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*

Yonk: *runs away hissing*

Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

by Shabangbang101 November 14, 2018

Over Yonder

Something that fags say

Guy 1: "It's down the road over Yonder"
Guy 2: "what are you fucking gay"

by Ruckas December 31, 2021