Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!

Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!

by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018

XP Farming

MrKitty, RandomMilestones

MrKitty is XP Farming right now.

by n4ftg2 May 13, 2025

xp-sender

his LITERALLY a alt of joeymeme, Or as you know him, Racist, Homophobic, Sent death threats, and even needs grammarly.com. seruiosly go REPORT it... I dont mean any harrasment, i just want to STOP THE DRAMA I DONT WANNA BE IN THIS DRAMA NO MORE YES IM IN THE JOEYMEME/XP-SENDER/XP-GUYDER DRAMA PLEA-

person:dude ur literally joeymeme you cant escape the truth
xp-sender:NU UH IM XP-SENDER
Person:No Ur JOEYMEME,
xp-sender:SHUT THE F### UP I WILL K!ll YOU N#####
person:ayo thats racist *screenshots*

by MatveiYT012 January 26, 2025

Dell XPS

A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.

Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.

by AFN7 December 1, 2017

xp

Experience. A play off of "experience points" which is sometimes used in video games (e.g. Final Fantasy).

Do you have a lot of cooking xp?

Nah, I hate cooking.

by DarkPurpleForest March 13, 2021

Negative XP

Misogynist asshole edgelord
Half of urban dictionary loves him due to his wonderful "sense of humor"
Used to go by School Shooter to emphasize his edginess

Negative XP is so sigma I'm cumming at the sound of his name

by subway572572 November 13, 2023

Xp

A large dicked digital gangster

damn he's an Xp watch out you don't want to get pressed craig

by dorsen October 2, 2020