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I conclude women are evil with this simple math problem
Woman equal time
woman=time

Time is Money
Time=money


therefore women equal time and money
women=time+money

and money is tha root of all evil

so..........
women are evil

women=evil
woman by raul garica June 27, 2006

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A superior being responsible for all human life. Is the more kind, compassionate, caring, gentle, rational, and creative of the two genders. Her body is much more biologically complex than that of a man. The average lifespan of a woman is 7 years longer than men. She is less likely to engage in violent activity- being able to deal with her disputes with more civilized methods. She is better able to control her primal need for sex than men.

Men have managed to take control of society by using the one sole aspect in which they are superior to woman- brute strength. Man destroys while Woman creates.

The only reason the female seems to be overly concerned with her looks is because the male-dominated society has led her to believe since birth that she only has worth if she is beautiful.

The oppression she has had to endure throughout the history of humankind only serves to make her stronger.
A woman is a beautiful creature; highly superior to her male counterpart. The men who write the terrible things about them on this website are disgusting, pitiful excuses for human beings. They should go to their mothers immediately upon reading this and beg for their forgiveness and thank her for giving them life. Those who degrade women are only showing how extraordinarily inferior they are to her.
woman by Annee May 16, 2006

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1. The female of the human species. Virtually identical to man aside from small degree of sexual dimorphism and female sexual characteristics.
2. Approximately half the schmucks in the world. (for the other half, see also man)
3. Masters of driving heterosexual men absofuckinglutely insane.
1. That woman has boobs.
2. That woman is smothering her boyfriend's best friend with her boobs.
3. God damn! That woman was shoving her tits in my face! Is she that easy, and what the fuck is Marco gonna do when he finds out!?!

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n. Irrational being. (French in origin)
Lauren is a woman, therefore she is irrational.
Woman by AWSKEETSKEET December 28, 2005

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a strong inteligent human being who uses her brain instead of her sex to make descions.
wow, you are and awesome woman. your strong and inteligent.. i admire you... woman are awesome
woman by countrygl21 November 28, 2006

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A common house slave best know for efficiently cleaning dishes, and commonly refereed to the name: "Dishwasher". Although, once a month they become unapproachable due to vaginal bleeding, hence making them irritable. These humans are known for making an irrational affection for shoes. Often married to by men to be claimed at property.
Who needs a dishwasher when you have a woman!
Woman by Conflab15 June 14, 2018

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The N****r of the world, according to John Lennon. Most convenient target and scapegoat for male users on UD who prove John right.

RIP, John Lennon. May your wife and sons have a long and happy life and never come to UD to read what men think about women. They would try to kill themselves.
The Beatles loved women and praised "the woman" in their work. Thanks guys!
woman by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
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