Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.
by fraterg May 11, 2003
Get the ass wipemug. When the word Douche just isn't enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. This adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. This may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards
by jerry the suicidal freak August 10, 2006
Get the Douche-Wipemug. by Gary Ledsham August 11, 2003
Get the arse wipemug. The nasty residue left after wiping the vagina. Could be urine, discharge, menstral blood or semen.
Used to define someone you don't like very much.
Used to define someone you don't like very much.
by Oliver Cuntwell May 25, 2006
Get the cunt wipemug. baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.
After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.
by monica v May 7, 2010
Get the cheater wipesmug. The act of rewiping your ass - usually about 30 minutes after taking your initial shit. This act of rewiping has to occur to relieve your ass from the itching that is so freaking bad and you know that either some shit is still clinging to your ass or shit has mysteriously reappeared. Immediate relief is usually felt afterward
Me- I think I have to do a residue wipe.
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)
Wife- What the he'll is that?
Me- Well , I took a major shit earlier and now my ass (It is usually self explanatory after that)
by nkul August 13, 2014
Get the residue wipemug. by JelleySuckOff December 28, 2016
Get the Penis Wipemug.