Reality Winner

A man or woman who wins a reality TV show.

"You see that Reality Winner on the news last night?"

by AKees June 6, 2017

Bipolar Anti-Winner

One whose winning status changes like a twelve year old girls mood.

Nathan is always an bipolar anti-winner.

by campgirl765 October 20, 2011

winnerpeg

Canadian slang for mentally retarded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. Typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. Winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. Favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autofellatio and trolling kiddy fun parks.

This winnerpeg needs to get a life. He sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled dick.

by Jesus_Is_God April 18, 2006

Winner

(noun) a sexual partner whom upon completeing the sexual act known as Fellatio, or more commonly, a blow job, proceeds to swallow the ejaculating semen instead of spitting it out.

Last night I found a winner, so hot man, so hot.

by d-swzzl November 22, 2010

winnerpeg

v. tr. Claiming victory in undeniable defeat. Refusal to acknowledge overwhelming evidence when it differs from a preconceived idiocy.

I can't believe George Bush winnerpegged the 2000 election.

by gregos April 15, 2006

The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner

The motivational term used by the badass Navy Seals.

Whats the motto of the United States Navy Seals private? "sir the motto for the United States Navy Seals is The only easy day was yesterday it pays to be a winner sir!!!

by Future service member November 3, 2017

winner

Cheaters that don't get caught.s

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election

by Anti October 25, 2004